Welcome to the Ultimate Gaylords Putin Collection

These are digital forensic reconstructions of Modern "Fat" Vladimir Putin utilizing original bust data
and high resolution sculpting, manually sculpted internal musculature and bones with stupid ultra
high resolution textures.

I have rendered 9696 of these.

Hi,My name is Avaclese and I am a sculptor and 3d modeler.I have been working in the video game and simulation industry for the last 15 years.

A while back Putin banned images of himself as a gay clown so I figured I would up it a notch and flood the internet with thousands and thousands of images of Vladimir in the way he hates to be seen.
BDSM and DRAG with his face ripped off being molested by cock and tentacle demons.

I think it would be interesting to use Putin to raise money against Putin.

This is a full social NFT project that is the largest of its kind.If
anything like this has ever been created I have never seen one.

I am no good at web design marketing and social media and I know no one
in this industry so my project is entirely buried.

I am good at art production and would like to focus on art not marketing
so I am willing to give away NFT'S and percentages to promoters.

This project was inspired by a sociology articles and popular memes.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/stephen-colbert-imagines-vladimir-putin-021313991.html
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-20401-3_9

The idea is to breed popular contempt through the newest medium which is NFT'S.
This has been done in the past to great success from Looney toons "Herr Meets Hare"
to Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator. At some point in time the tyrant of our day
is going to hit NFT'S by storm what form that will take is not known yet.

But if history repeats itself as it did in the 40's NFT's will likely be the medium to
record it.

I also think time its for NFT's in general to break out of the box and try other things
I'm not sure how long we can ride the vector drawing animal or pixelated "thing" train
before it becomes irrelevant.

Here it is.

https://opensea.io/collection/ultimategaylord

This project took over 1100 hours of modeling, sculpting ,texturing,material construction and programming to create.And it took over 200 hours of final rendering.This is one of the most difficult to execute NFT projects in history.

and if you browse the library you can get an idea of how insane this is.

Notes

This project could not doesn't generate metadata it needs a human touch to classify them.We might need to figure out a way for each individual owner to class them and add it to a central library to know which end up being the rarest.Since my program has rendered 9696 files, I don't have the slightest idea which is rarest.
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Some notes of finding which Pooti might be rare.

The program I have made is stupid,It doesn't care what it vomits all over Vlady.

So,with that in mind when you see a color synchronization this is random and a more scarce occurrence.For instance in a random number generator with four digits how often will you see 1111 or 5555 this will be seen in the NFT when you see pink,pink,pink,pink,.Or an appealing color pallet of pink ,purple, pink ,purple.
Secondly, rendering time equals "cost" and the easier to render equals faster completion times and faster completion equals more numbers.So the more bombastic the render the longer it took to make which means there should be less of them.

Also combining these together, when you see pink,pink,pink,pink and lots of stuff,there might not be a lot of those feature combos floating around.

I have no idea what I'm fucking doing.

I have spent the last fifteen years as a simulation developer.While I know my way around 3d programs,I have no idea how to navigate the crypto-spaces and to make it worse everyone I know thinks Crypto and NFT'S are stupid, so I have had to develop this project in secret the whole way through with no help.

PS:I would greatly appreciate proving my peers wrong about Crypto and NFT'S.

-Avaclese <{A completely made up bullshit name}

All offers entertained.

I am willing to give the entire project away to charity to get it noticed.

The coming 2024 bitcoin halving should send the NFT market looking for the next BAYC, A full buyout gets you an entire NFT project without having to design and produce it yourself.

For instance, The crown of cocks alone too me more time to model than most ENTIRE lazy NFT projects. Do you want spend hours designing a crown of cocks for Vladypoo's bulbous head? I don't think so,That is why I did it for you!

So, If you want to buy one of the most difficult to produce, standout from the crowd, NFT projects ever made. Here it is.

I want to move on from NFT's the market is saturated and I cannot afford marketing.NFT's has become a rich mans game so I'm out.

Below is a small sampling of how to waste enormous amounts of time.Remember there are 9696 of these on opensea!

PS:Is it me or would these make the most insane T Shirts ever!

If this makes money I intend on being very generous, so a sellout will mean big money to the people being terrorized by Vladypoo.

Get in Touch

420 ImNotTellingYouWhereILive Dr,SoonToBeHomeless, PleaseHelpMe, FJ, 29845, USA

Actual Email -------> adallen3d@protonmail.com Avaclese @AvacleseMadness